just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
this reply always confused me cuz like the first thought was “no one would be mad at cops” instead of something like “hey millions of racists and potential/actual murderers would be gone”